I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
