like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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