listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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