You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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