She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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