Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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