That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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