I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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