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y did u give ur computer a hand job?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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