are you so shy because you have an std?
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
This is classic penis vs brain.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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