after a month anything with tits is on the radar
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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