I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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