That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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