Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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