This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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