I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
3pm strippers are depressing
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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