My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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