should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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