There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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