real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
