I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I want her autograph on my taint
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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