She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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