Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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