aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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