when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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