fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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