Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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