it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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