No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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