Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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