Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
They are going to name an STD after you.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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