I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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