Umm I'm too high to move.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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