I accidentally burped into my bong.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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