I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Randomize
