Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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