hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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