I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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