drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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