thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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