So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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