there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Randomize
