You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
