This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
My feet surprised me
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