he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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