she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
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