Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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