is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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