i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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