It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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