I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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