dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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