My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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