I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Randomize
