Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
babies were throwing up all over the place
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Randomize
