It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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