if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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